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» In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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spockhetti:

wo-nderland:

Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back

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particlefucker:

dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real

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loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

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kohiu:

taking break from study more like ahahAHAHA nNOOOO

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tags: #clearnoiz.........yes #dmmd
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tags: #oH
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tags: #aaaayyyyyyy im bored

bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA
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theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

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if a pansexual aromantic touches a panromantic asexual do they annihilate and produce two photons or does something else happen

pansexualfacts:

If a pansexual aromantic and a panromantic asexual touch, the universe bursts into a bright light of pink, blue and yellow, and time stops for what would typically be known as three minutes, but cannot be measured as time has stopped. Non-human life forms are created all around the world at varying locations, including centaurs, sapient cyborgs, fairies, High Elves and the entire cast of Dangan Ronpa.

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turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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rokkakudaiheights:

Persona 5 looks amazing.

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tags: #im crYING #p3

queenmarcy:

do not be upset. chiaki nanami playing the triangle

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tags: #dangan ronpa #thanks